10 Questions to ask a Socialist
Words of Wisdom
I think, Therefore, I am Conservative
Republicans think the glass if half empty. Democrats think the glass is theirs.
Liberal philosophy 1) Limit Success 2) Reward Laziness
Liberals fought poverty, and poverty won. - Ronald Reagan
Nancy Pelosi, she’s her biggest fan
If you support Liberals, you support Terrorists
Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms; should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency
Raised Republican. I can help myself, Thanks.
You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something, sometime in your life.
I work, Therefore, I vote conservative.
When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When people fear the government, there is tyranny. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny in government. - Thomas Jefferson
In most countries, traitors are killed. In America, they join the democratic party.
It isn't that Liberals are ignorant. It's just that they know so much that isn't so.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy liberal.
Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, but the Democrats believe everyday is April 15.
One difference between a liberal and a pickpocket is that if you demand your money back from a pickpocket, they wont question your motives.
Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views. - William F. Buckley, Jr.
We contend that for a nation to try and tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. – Churchill
Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. - Reagan
Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.
The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
a government large enough to give you everything you want is large enough to take away everything you have.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.
I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.
It's a good feeling, you know, to shoot a bad guy. Something you Democrats would never understand. Americans... we're homesteaders, we want a safe home, keep the money we make, and shoot bad guys. --Denny Crane (from Boston Legal)
You... Democrat! Protesting war and banning guns. If you Nancy’s had your way, nobody would ever shoot anybody! And then where would we be?" -- Denny Crane (from Boston Legal)
If he supports a law, and then agrees to let it lapse, then that would make him a democrat. –Denny Crane (from Boston Legal)