Quotes that have no home... They are the wanderers, the loners, the UNDATED quotes.

Hey, we actually remembered when we said some funny things... Wow, we were actually that motivated???

* P.S. There are also quotes in the newsletter pages- ones that AREN'T ANYWHERE ELSE... :-) *

Yeah, I know what you're thinking: "What the H-E-Double-Hockeysticks is J-CAS?" Well, let's explain it this way... As I went through the newsletters, one thing became apparent: (well, aside from the irreverence, crazy quotes, quality forensics humor, and some other stuff) that it appeared that many people had a hand in a newsletter or two. Thus, this acronym must suffice. J-CAS: The letters of Julie, Christine, Alec, Sandi, and Sonny, with additions by probably everybody else from the team. PAUSE.... Do you smell THAT???? Yep, it's forensics fun, carefully preserved in plastic with formaldehyde or something... These are the sum of all of our pre-2001 newsletters. All others have been lost to the ages. If you have any more of these by some amazing feat, I have just one question for you: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING OUT? SHARE THE WEALTH! Seriously, if you have any newsletters that I have neglected through no fault of my own, send them to forensics at uww dot edu. We'll have our top archeonewsletterologists working on them around the clock to decipher the ancient lore contained therein. By the way, the letters are as they were written, spelling errors and all- some are for a purpose; you'll see- just read.

Well, I guess I don't know what to say. I'm Mike. These are the newsletters I wrote. 'Nuff said, I think? .... I hope you find them entertaining!

The letters of EMMITT! YOU MUST READ! HOPEFULLY USING SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES WILL WORK... OOPS... I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TYPE THAT... OR THIS EITHER... DOES THAT KEEP IT FROM BEING SUBLIMINAL? OH, I GIVE UP....

Shauna's letters: They say that college is all about meeting new people and making great memories; I concur with that theory seeing as the people I've met through this organization are some of my best friends. Being one of the newest members on the team this year, I tried to capture the true spirit of a college student hooked on forensics in my newsletters. Judging by some of the quotes and things I wrote, one may believe we're hooked on a little something else, but don't be fooled...it's just that we really love forensicating...really:) Love to all and hope you enjoy reminiscing. ~Shauna